Built for Bad Decisions Hoody

Whether you're sprinting from a bear (been there) or just avoiding laundry (also been there), this hoodie is built for whatever adventure you’re barely prepared for.

Soft, warm, and ready for:

• Forest freakouts or forest-free weekends

• Long quad rides, short attention spans

• Campfires, true crime binges, or existential dread

• People who scream “GO FASTER!!” at grizzlies or at slow WiFi

Bonus feature: Pairs just as well with muddy boots as it does with fuzzy socks and snacks. Because sometimes surviving the wild means not leaving the couch.

Warning: May cause strangers to ask, “Wait, what happened to you?!”

Product Deets
- 80% cotton and 20% polyester fabric for durability and comfort
- Adjustable hood with jersey lining and metal eyelets for style
- Elastic ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure fit
- Twill neck tape for stability and comfort
- Double needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean