"May Attract Adventure. And Bears." T-Shirt

Inspired by a classic Adventures Gone Wrong story, this soft, lightweight tee is a nod to legendary Yukon chaos — the kind best told around a campfire (or in a YouTube deep dive).

Perfect for:

• Outdoor fans who know the “GO FASTER!!” moment

• The friend who always jokes about being last in the group

• Viewers who prefer their bear chases safely on-screen

• Couch campers who like their wilderness with Wi-Fi

Features:

• Soft, lightweight fabric for all-day comfort

• Pairs well with popcorn, bug spray, and a sense of humor

• Adventure-inspired. Couch-approved.

Note: Shirt does not improve your running speed — but it will improve your story game.

Product Features

• Available in sizes S to 4XL for a versatile fit

• Long-lasting with double-needle stitching on seams

• No side seams for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste

• Garment-dyed fabric for softness and unique texture

• Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

• Do not dryclean