May Attract Adventure. And Bears.

Inspired by a real-life “Adventures Gone Wrong” moment, this shirt commemorates the time we met a grizzly... and ran like hell.

Perfect for:

• Outdoor adventurers who yell “GO FASTER!!” while being chased

• The unlucky person in the back of the group

• Viewers who prefer bear chases on YouTube, not real life

• Couch campers who like their wilderness with Wi-Fi

Features:

• Soft, lightweight fabric – easy to outrun danger (or deadlines)

• Pairs well with bug spray, adrenaline, or popcorn

• Adventure-tested. Couch-approved.

Note: Shirt does not increase your actual speed. But it might give you a head start.

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Long-lasting with double-needle stitching on seams.
- No side seams for a smoother look and reduced fabric waste.
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft color and pleasant texture.
- Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean