Distressed Hat for the Emotionally Distressed

Whether you’re bushwhacking through the Yukon or just emotionally spiraling on your couch—this hat gets it.

Pre-distressed, because so are you. With a rugged, outdoorsy vibe that says “I could survive in the wild… I just choose not to.”

Perfect for actual adventures or surviving family group chats, mild inconveniences, and the deep emotional labor of existing in 2025.

Features the Adventures Gone Wrong logo, so strangers know you’re part of a highly questionable decision-making community. Adjustable, comfy, and ready to sit with you through your next meltdown or midlife plot twist.

Hat Deets:
Made with 100% cotton twill for high-end comfort and durability, these custom distressed hats bring all the style and practicality one needs in daily life. The low profile along with the D-ring closure on a self-fabric hideaway strap ensures both proper protection from the sun and that perfect, adjustable fit.