Just a Little Adventure Burrito

Because you didn’t mean to spend the night outside… but here we are.

The Trauma Burrito is your compact, heat-reflective emergency sleeping bag — ideal for chaotic hikes, unexpected overnights, and emotional meltdowns at elevation.

Lightweight. Bright orange. Wraps you in warmth, safety, and the haunting awareness of your poor decisions.

Warning: may cause intense self-reflection and rapid personal growth.

✅ What Makes It Chaos-Ready:

• Reflects up to 90% of body heat (aka portable warmth magic)
• Made from tear-resistant, waterproof material
• Lightweight & compact—fits in your glovebox, pack, or bug-out bag
• Comes in a 2-pack, so you’re not arguing over who gets warm
• Reusable, durable, and ready for the unexpected

🎯 For Real-Life Emergencies (and Close Calls)

This isn't some cheap foil blanket that rips if you breathe near it. This is survival gear for people who do dumb things smartly. (Hi, that’s us.)

🥶 Stacie Says:
I’ve spent my share of cold nights in the woods - dogsledding trips, getting turned around, almost getting stranded. You don’t forget what cold feels like!
Trust me... a Trauma Burrito like this could’ve saved me a lot of shivering, swearing, and trying to make friends with my sled dogs for body heat.