The “I’d Totally Outrun You, Human” Bowl - Bear Chase Edition

Finally—a bowl worthy of the fearless, four-legged adventurer who would 100% leave you in the dust if a bear showed up. Inspired by actual chaos from the AGW bear chase scene, this bowl says:

🐕 “I am the speed.”
🐾 “I heard a twig snap and I’m gone.”
🐻 “I wasn’t scared. I was strategically retreating.”

Perfect for trail dogs, backyard zoomie champions, or couch gremlins who think they’d survive a bear chase but actually just bark at leaves. Tough, non-slip, and adventure-approved. Bonus: dishwasher safe for when they inevitably face-plant in it.

Product features
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating.
- Vibrant colors enhance any pet area.
- Custom designs made with durable ceramic.
- Perfect size: 16oz capacity for pets of all sizes.

Care instructions
- Suitable for dishwasher use or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap