Welcome to the Parasite Club!

Inspired by real survival stories and microscopic freeloaders. Designed in the woods. Fueled by things that refuse to let go.

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Adventure. Regret. Repeat.

This isn’t your average merch or gear store.

We stock survival supplies for when things go sideways—fast. Whether you’re braving the backcountry, spiraling into a group camping trip, or just surviving your own living room, this is gear built for real-world disasters (and the people who tell the stories later).

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LED Dog Collar – Because Chaos Doesn’t Clock Out

Whether you’re navigating dark trails, wandering back roads, or just letting your pup do midnight zoomies in the yard, this LED collar keeps themhighly visibleandlow-key hilarious. It’s like a personal headlamp—but for your dog’s neck.

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AGW Multitool – Chaos Commander Edition

Foldable, pocket-sized, and tougher than most reality TV survivalists, it’s the kind of thing you’ll use more often than you expect.

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FAQs

What kind of products do you sell?

We specialize in survival gear, outdoor equipment, and pet adventure accessories. Our collection includes dog harness carrier backpacks, LED anti-lost collars, emergency survival kits, fire starter tools, multi-tool knives, and more—everything you need for outdoor adventures with or without your pet!

Do you offer international shipping?

Yes! We ship to multiple countries worldwide. Shipping costs and delivery times vary based on location. You can check shipping rates at checkout or contact our support team for more details.

Are your products durable and suitable for extreme outdoor conditions?

Absolutely! Our survival gear and outdoor equipment are made with high-quality, durable materials designed to withstand extreme weather and rugged environments. Whether you're hiking, camping, or preparing for emergencies, our products are built for reliability.

What is your return policy?

We offer hassle-free returns within 30 days of receiving your order. Items must be unused, in original packaging, and in resellable condition. If you receive a damaged or defective product, please contact us immediately for a replacement or refund.